if there were ever to be a homestuck movie, i would hope to god that the go-to, repeated-far-too-often, trailer joke would be john, standing in the bathtub in the stairway, staring balefully at his cell. “rose, you can see me right. tell me. whats wrong with this picture.” preferably being cut to after a shit-ton of action scenes.
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if there were ever to be a homestuck movie, i would hope to god that the go-to, repeated-far-too-often, trailer joke would be john, standing in the bathtub in the stairway, staring balefully at his cell. “rose, you can see me right. tell me. whats wrong with this picture.” preferably being cut to after a shit-ton of action scenes.
and then it ends with “John, I’m about to throw a bathtub through your wall.” smash cutscene to the premiere date/title/whatever.
supernatural aus
- I’m a siren but I’m completely tone deaf so I try to seduce people with my interpretive dance, and the only person’s attention I’ve managed to capture is yours
- we’re kinda dating, but you’re a ghost and I’m really sensitive to cold, so you spend long periods of time out in the sun to heat up before we touch each other
- we meet at this supernatural pub and we complain to each other about this subject we are assigned to. We slowly realise that it’s the same person and since you’re the grim reaper and I’m their guardian angel that could become a problem
- you live in my old house and I haven’t shown myself to you yet, but now you’re watching this horror movie with ghosts, and do you really think I’m that scary?
- I’m a mind reader and could you please stop thinking about what I would look like naked in the middle of my presentation because I really need this grade
- I’m a ghost and you just moved into my house. Normally I would try to scare you into moving, but your heartbeat is really distracting, so can I just stay wrapped around your chest and listen to it all day?
- I only ever meet you at Halloween or costume parties and your costume is great and all, but don’t you have anything other than that centaur costume?
- I found you passed out on the street and when I checked you for a pulse you didn’t have one, but now you’re trying to hit on me and your breathing is just fine
- we’ve been friends forever, but I just presented as a werewolf, and now I have this urge to keep you at my side all day, so I think you might be my mate
- you said the only way you were going to date me was if I got you a unicorn, so when should I pick you up?
halloween aus
- I came dressed as a indie show character no one apparently knows, but then you come in dressed as my sidekick and best friend, who just happen to be both of our OTP
- you just gave me a kiss on the lips and a slap on the bum, but then you realised I wasn’t your friend, just dressed like them
- I’m sorry I punched you but why would you sneak up on me when you knew I was on edge? And who the fuck decided we should go camping on Halloween?
- I don’t know how you convinced me, but there we are, two 21 year olds knocking on strangers’ doors dressed as Tigger and Piglet
- …. why do you need all that Halloween candy? and could you leave some for the rest of us?
need refs/inspo for period clothing?
here you go:
- Medieval (9th-15th century):
- 10th century and earlier
- Romance (1000-1250)
- 11th century
- 12th century
- 13th century
- more 13th century
- 14th century
- more 14th
- 15th century
- and more 15th century
- Gothic (1150-1550)
- Renaissance (1520-1650)
- 16th & 17th century
- 16th century
- more 16th
- Tudors (1500-1550)
- more Tudors
- Elizabethan Period (1558-1603)
- Jacobean Era (1603-1625)
- 17th century
- more 17th century
- and again
- and even more
- this won’t stop
- Baroque (1600-1750)
- Georgian Period (1714-1830):
- 18th century
- more 18th century
- 18th century women’s fashion
- 18th century men’s fashion
- Rococo (1720-1770)
- Classicism (1770-1790)
- children 18th-19th century
- Regency Preiod (1811-1820)/ Empire (1800-1820s):
- 1790-1820s
- more stuff on regency and georgian era
- even more
- that’s not enough regency
- and more
- how is there so much
- early 19th century men’s wear
- early 19th century women’s wear
- Victorian Period (1837-1901):
- Romantic Era (1820-1840s)
- Civil War Era/1850-1860s
- 1870-1890s
- more victorian
- Edwardian Period (1901-1910):
- 1900-1910s
- Belle Epoque (1880-1910s)
- more edwardian/belle époque
- Modern:
- 1910s-1920s [Fashion between the World Wars]
- 1920s
- more roaring 20s
- so much 20s
- 1920s hairstyles
- 1930s
- 1930-1940s
- 1930-1950s
- 1950s
- more 50s
- 1960s
- 1960-1970s
- 1980s
lots of periods in one spot/fashion through centuries:
- here, here, and here is almost everything (and properly ordered)
- also here with lots of historic fashion magazines
- historic fashion
- costumes of antiquity
- more historical clothing
- history of fashion
- more history of fashion
- “vintage” clothing
- historic costumes
- children’s historical fashion/toys
- details
- historic wedding dresses
- historic assecoires (hats, shoes…)
- hats
- masks
- parasols
- lots of embroidery/jewlery
it indeed is western/european centric, I’m sorry for that, but for other cultures I simply don’t have so many references
supernatural aus
- I’m an ancient god and you’re my newest sacrifice but maybe we could do something other than me eating you because I’m actually quite full
- The last ting I remember is a giant wolf biting into my neck and now you’re sitting naked in front of me and did you just say werewolf?
- We’re dating and you’ve just told me you’re a shapeshifter; I am one too but the only things I can turn into are a frog, an alpaca and a moth and that’s not cool is it?
- I am a newly turned vampire but something went wrong and I didn’t get my fangs, so do you mind if I cut your neck a bit before drinking from you?
- Somehow I was turned into a mermaid but I never learnt how to swim, so could you please bring me a pair of floaters?
- I’ve been picking up stray cats for a while now but why are there four naked guys sitting at my dinner table playing poker in the middle of the night?
- I’m an ancient god and for some reason you’ve just started worshipping me. I wasn’t going to bother you but that’s not how you pronounce my name
- I’m a crossroads demon and you’re trying to make a deal, but I don’t really need your soul right now, those boots of yours on the other hand
- I’m an angel and I think I forgot my halo at your place when we fucked last night
- I’m a witch and I tried to make you a ‘feel better’ potion, but the pages got stuck together and now you’re kind in love with me
need refs/inspo for period clothing?
here you go:
- Medieval (9th-15th century):
- 10th century and earlier
- Romance (1000-1250)
- 11th century
- 12th century
- 13th century
- more 13th century
- 14th century
- more 14th
- 15th century
- and more 15th century
- Gothic (1150-1550)
- Renaissance (1520-1650)
- 16th & 17th century
- 16th century
- more 16th
- Tudors (1500-1550)
- more Tudors
- Elizabethan Period (1558-1603)
- Jacobean Era (1603-1625)
- 17th century
- more 17th century
- and again
- and even more
- this won’t stop
- Baroque (1600-1750)
- Georgian Period (1714-1830):
- 18th century
- more 18th century
- 18th century women’s fashion
- 18th century men’s fashion
- Rococo (1720-1770)
- Classicism (1770-1790)
- children 18th-19th century
- Regency Preiod (1811-1820)/ Empire (1800-1820s):
- 1790-1820s
- more stuff on regency and georgian era
- even more
- that’s not enough regency
- and more
- how is there so much
- early 19th century men’s wear
- early 19th century women’s wear
- Victorian Period (1837-1901):
- Romantic Era (1820-1840s)
- Civil War Era/1850-1860s
- 1870-1890s
- more victorian
- Edwardian Period (1901-1910):
- 1900-1910s
- Belle Epoque (1880-1910s)
- more edwardian/belle époque
- Modern:
- 1910s-1920s [Fashion between the World Wars]
- 1920s
- more roaring 20s
- so much 20s
- 1920s hairstyles
- 1930s
- 1930-1940s
- 1930-1950s
- 1950s
- more 50s
- 1960s
- 1960-1970s
- 1980s
lots of periods in one spot/fashion through centuries:
- here, here, and here is almost everything (and properly ordered)
- also here with lots of historic fashion magazines
- historic fashion
- costumes of antiquity
- more historical clothing
- history of fashion
- more history of fashion
- “vintage” clothing
- historic costumes
- children’s historical fashion/toys
- details
- historic wedding dresses
- historic assecoires (hats, shoes…)
- hats
- masks
- parasols
- lots of embroidery/jewlery
it indeed is western/european centric, I’m sorry for that, but for other cultures I simply don’t have so many references
Me: Finn Wolfhard deserves all the awards wow
Someone: yeah he was great in IT and Stranger Things!!!!
Me, actually thinking about the video where he pretended to be left by his wife Karen and woke up in the bathtub: no doubt no doubt
lmao you know when people reblog their own posts and are like “what the fuck this wasn’t supposed to get notes” like hunty we know you reblogged that so it’ll get more notes
what the fuck this wasn’t supposed to get notes why did it get notes
i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
